The Roz File
Ah, smell that hot Java?
Actually, it is your hard drive burning as I overload it with scripts and graphics. But I can, ‘cuz I carry a badge. I’m a cop. McCallister’s the name, Detective McCallister.
Some say my love for Agatha Christie, Cappuccino, and a good cigarette is pure fiction. Some go so far as to say that I am fiction. Some say I can’t even stand up, let alone walk a beat, without the crutch of some author’s pen. But I can, ‘cuz I carry a badge. I’m a cop.
Now granted, my name graces the pages of the novel Woman Justice. Hell, I am the guiding-light, the saving-grace, the very essence of that book. Rosalyn Wraight, the book’s author, has what most writer’s should have: an uncompromising knack for storytelling. But think about it…examine the evidence…and then you decide. Couldn’t it be that her storytelling is what actually wove the tale that I am merely and severely a fictional character?
Several ‘upstanding citizens’ of the State Penitentiary will attest to the fact that I am real—too real—for them. They’ll supply affadavits to this effect, anytime. They are available weekdays and weekends, 10-20.
(And please don’t insinuate to my lover, Holly, that I’m not real. I wouldn’t wanting her worrying that I’ve been faking it all this time!)
After you’ve weighed all my evidence, you’ll know that I am much more than a fictional character, and that Rosalyn is, in fact, a storyteller. There is an official dossier on Rosalyn that is three-inches thick. If only someone could disclose this information to the public…but I can, ‘cuz I carry a badge. I’m a cop.
The Evidence, A Mug Shot of Rosalyn Wraight
There is not enough evidence—yet—to determine if these mugshots of Rosalyn Wraight are true identities or mere shades of her personality.
Name: Rosalyn Wraight, aka Roz
Address: dot com
Sex: Holly Would, ‘cuz I carry a badge; I’m a cop.
Age: Older than…does the name ‘God’ ring a bell?
Weight: Can’t—very Impatient
Height: As short as a story (urban dwelling)
Sexual Orientation: Definitely not a Straight Wraight
Known Associates: Webster, Roget, Spot, Puff, Jane, and Judy
Criminal Activities: Once accused of starting a bushfire. She said it wasn’t her fault; we believed her.
Distinguishing Marks: ©
