Detective Laura McCallister

She’s lesbian but is she really fiction?

Archive for August, 2007

Hey, Gay Republicans!

Posted: Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 @ 5:22 pm in Just Saying | No Comments »

See, gays are generally an accepting, peaceable group. Discrimination often — but certainly not always — tends to make a soul more sympathetic to the plights of others.
It’s “your side” that tends to be filled with hatred…hiding behind self-righteousness and passing judgment.
When your “glass closets” come crashing down around you, I feel no sympathy. Had [...]

It Takes Balls

Posted: Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 @ 8:34 pm in Hell If I Know | No Comments »

Paraphrasing this fine piece of journalism:
Man’s balls hurt.
I’ve heard this is a line guys use to get sex.
Man asks doctors to remove balls.
That’s a first, huh?
The doctors don’t have the balls to do it for him.
Betcha money he had a crappy HMO.
Man hires “professionals” to do the deed in a DIY home surgical unit.
Betcha he [...]