Detective Laura McCallister

See, gays are generally an accepting, peaceable group. Discrimination often — but certainly not always — tends to make a soul more sympathetic to the plights of others.
It’s “your side” that tends to be filled with hatred…hiding behind self-righteousness and passing judgment.
When your “glass closets” come crashing down around you, I feel no sympathy. Had [...]

Paraphrasing this fine piece of journalism:
Man’s balls hurt.
I’ve heard this is a line guys use to get sex.
Man asks doctors to remove balls.
That’s a first, huh?
The doctors don’t have the balls to do it for him.
Betcha money he had a crappy HMO.
Man hires “professionals” to do the deed in a DIY home surgical unit.
Betcha he [...]