Simultaneous Orgasms
Bad day for gay people, even those of the fictional variety. New York court refuses to recognize same-sex marriage and Georgia’s Supreme Court reinstates constitutional ban on gay marriage. It’s not like we’re comparing an apple and peaches here.
But hey, all of those heterosexual marriages are safer now. It is the friggin’ queers who threaten the institution of marriage. Not divorce. Not infidelity. It’s the f’n queers. Damn us to hell anyway — huh? — for having the audacity to hope for and fight for the right to be human beings. What they hell are we thinking?
The homophobes will sleep better tonight. We won’t. So I say, let’s use our sleepless time wisely. Make love to your partner tonight while the homophobes sleep soundly. But don’t be quiet about. Make love LOUDLY. Shriek at the top of your lungs. Oo and Ahhhhhh! Scream: harder; slower; more; don’t stop; no, I wanna be on top. Yeah, orgasm — all of us — so intensely that it shakes the very foundation of our democracy.
On your mark, get set, whooooooa!
