Detective Laura McCallister

Get a load of this: “Constipation Linked to Aggression in Nursing Home Residents.”
Constipation can trigger physical aggression in a nursing home resident with dementia, researchers here reported. In a large group of residents with dementia, those with constipation were about as likely to exhibit aggressive physical behavior as those who experienced hallucinations…
Yes, according to the [...]

An Associated Press article, Fight Erupts at Shoe Sale; Customer Shot:
ISTANBUL, Turkey — Chaos broke out at a shoe sale in Turkey this week, and one person got shot in the foot, a news agency reported.
The incident Friday occurred in Karabuk…[at a] retailer that was selling pairs of shoes for as little as $6… When [...]

Bad day for gay people, even those of the fictional variety. New York court refuses to recognize same-sex marriage and Georgia’s Supreme Court reinstates constitutional ban on gay marriage. It’s not like we’re comparing an apple and peaches here.
But hey, all of those heterosexual marriages are safer now. It is the friggin’ queers who threaten [...]

At weddings we throw rice, not gun powder.
Best of luck. Kaboom!
For birthdays, we light birthday candles, not Roman Candles.
Happy Birthday. Kaboom!
On Christmas, we hang mistletoe, not sparking, popping Dart Wheels.
Merry Christmas. Kaboom!
For Valentine’s Day, we give heart-shaped boxes of chocolate, not explosive Heart Stoppers.
Won’t you be mine? Kaboom!
At graduations, we toss caps, not M-80s.
Congratulations. Kaboom!
When [...]

The blurb for Woman Justice reads:
What happens to all those characters a novelist creates? Could it be that they exist in an alternate plane? Could they be capable of returning to the writer, demanding a better, more fulfilling existence?
Who better to answer these questions than a character herself? I supposedly am a fictional character of [...]